Microvor - A new restaurant concept

Microvor
Motto: The localist food in the universe.
Image: A spoon containing grass, ants, leaves and a cute mouse.
Target Nitch: people who really care.

Local is in.  Microvor is taking the localvor revolution to it's logical end.  This restaurant service brings you a meal made entirely from food that's found no more than 100 ft from where you live. Make a reservation and the Microvor chefs will arrive at your doorstep with their aprons, attitudes, and nets. They spread out to make creative and unique meals just for you from the food found in your yard, your home, your basement, your attic, your bed sheets.  Anything edible is fair game for their knives and their acute and creative minds.  No-one will every eat a meal like yours again!

These chefs are in it for the love of it. If you have a house you get the super fresh ingredients (grass, spiders, mice, moss), of whatever you have living in or outside of your house.  If you live in a leaky 4th floor walkup they'll love the challenge of creating a unique meal from your native flora and fauna before the food inspectors catch up to them.

Microvor is pricey but unique. It's so unique that each franchise comes with a film crew, a slot on the Food Network, and a whole set of liability waivers fully tested in court.